Definitions by Barkovi

Hefty quief

When you go to remove the trash bag from the can and it expels a pungent odor.

I went to pick up and tie the trash bag and it gave me a Hefty quief in my face.

Hefty quief by Barkovi January 31, 2026

Nut buggy

A speedo.

Fernando was walking down the beach sporting his new nut buggy.

Nut buggy by Barkovi January 31, 2026

Fudlin 

A Kentucky word. To tinker or work on a simple project. Can also mean to just fuck around.

Billy Bob quit yer Fudlin around and carry me to the store.

Fudlin by Barkovi March 23, 2023

Precisevness 

When an athlete does something in a very precise manner and is lauded on TV by an idiot play by play commentator.

"Did you see how Big Rod McWadd threw that ball pass does defenders wiff such great precisevness?

Precisevness by Barkovi October 31, 2016

Poped out 

When you are totally worn out about hearing all the news coverage of the Pope.

Man, if I see one more news story about the Pope I'll scream! Guess I'm Poped out.

(sapped) (drained) (exhausted) (sick of) (worn out)

Poped out by Barkovi November 9, 2015

Tri-Fuckular 

When a man or woman is having a sexual relationship with two lovers at the same time, not to be confused with the ever popular Manag de twa.

Larry was having a Tri-fuckular relationship with his girlfriend Lucy but was still married to Cindy.

Tri-Fuckular by Barkovi October 30, 2014

Bacon watch 

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

Bacon watch by Barkovi April 25, 2012