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simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
by Bari July 1, 2005
mugGet the simon stinktmug.

ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
mugGet the ladies firstmug.
Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
by Bari April 21, 2005
mugGet the DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STARmug.

Horobi No Burst Stream

Attack from the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Horobi no Burst Stream is Japanese and means "Burst Stream of Destruction".
Kaiba :"Blue Eyes White Dragon,kogeki ! HOROBI NO BURST STREAM!!!"
by Bari February 26, 2005
mugGet the Horobi No Burst Streammug.

number 169

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.
by Bari April 9, 2005
mugGet the number 169mug.

suk mah dik

short for SUCK MY DICK.

often used in l33t speak.
Cartgass:"OMFG I r0xx0rz teh World of Warcraft"
Bari :"Suk mah dik, kthxbye"
by Bari May 6, 2005
mugGet the suk mah dikmug.

pimp my burger

A new burger at Burger King supposed to be invented by the PIMP MY CAR crew.

Some people are that stupid and thought you could go to Burger King, choose a burger and tell them to PIMP IT UP, i.e. More salad or something.

Dumbass.
BIG:" There is a new burger at BK"
Cartgass:"Great, let's go"
Reppuken:"ehmm no, you have to tell them "Pimp my burger" ,you choose an old burger and they pimp it up"
BIG:"..........right" *slaps him*
Cartgass:"Dumbass Reppuken"
by Bari May 7, 2005
mugGet the pimp my burgermug.

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