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Ryabushkina

Maria Ryabushkina has the most perfect body. Massive subreddit r/MariaRyabushkina is devoted to worshipping her.

Ryabushkina is the pinnacle of female objectification in America.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

redfuck

When you get railed by RedHat

Joe: I paid $8,000 for RHLS and used it for less than 30 hours.
Mary: Joe, you just done got redfucked.
Joe: Can we have sex to commiserate?
Mary: You read my mind

by Bad C dev March 16, 2022

Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

170141183460469231731687303715884105727

12th Mersenne prime

2^127-1 = 170141183460469231731687303715884105727

by Bad C dev November 7, 2024

Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.

I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Qurangasm

Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.

Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.

In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021