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Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.
I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.
by Bad C dev March 5, 2021
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JC and the boys

A reference to JC (Julius Caesar) and "the boys" (Cassius, Brutus, Antony, Octavius, Casca, Flavius, Cicero, Lepidus, Murellus, and Decius). Commonly used by an English teacher named Harris.
JC and the boys had a nice swing'n'stab ballet in the closing Act of Julius Caesar because Cassius betrayed the honorable, noble Brutus before the unwritten act where Brutus plied his wife with 30 glasses of wine and had some fun with the boys. Damn you Cassius; if only the story would have gone on a bit longer, things would have gotten a lot better.
by Bad C dev March 12, 2021
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kindgirls

For PORN, visit kindgirls.com
by Bad C dev February 2, 2022
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T'Pol the Beautiful

A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.
Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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69^69

A pair composed of two 69ers frolicking in the same bed and often shuffling around.
My GF 7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429ed mealongside a fellow coworker and his wife last night and it was so fucking hot!!!

I asked the woman if she's into "7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429" and she replied with a loud moaning hollar.
by Bad C dev April 15, 2022
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Hemmoroids

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.
In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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