Definitions by BRETT

cum muffin 

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

cum muffin by brett March 23, 2005

banny

a word describing both the bottom and front bottom of a woman.

A word to describe having had sex with a woman up both holes.
From English Fanny & Bum.

"what did you do to her?", " I done her up the banny".
"do you fancy a banny my love?".
"My fella bannied me a gooden last night".

banny by Brett March 11, 2005

email paralysis 

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

email paralysis by Brett March 8, 2005

Groundhog day 

The same day over and over. Doing the same things repetitively. From the movie of the same name starring Bill Murray.

My life never changes. Every day is groundhog day. Eat, work, sleep.

Groundhog day by Brett March 6, 2005

alcoholic 

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

alcoholic by Brett February 24, 2005

fagboss 

The biggest faggot you know. Usually the one who narcs a lot and never shuts the fuck up.

GOD, Sam is such a fagboss for getting us in trouble for raping that girl.

fagboss by Brett February 24, 2005

flabber 

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

flabber by brett February 22, 2005