wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 04, 2004

troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 09, 2005

matzab

people who participate in a variety of activities including, a. jumping with the left foot forward,
b. ganking,
c.capping,
d.mortar and pestling,
e.flying,
f.pwning with swords
Generally identifiable by the obvious awesomeness.

That matzab was friggin pwning shit like it was his birthday.

by Brett February 12, 2004

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004

dependable

a. Worthy of being depended on; trustworthy
b. having the name Brett

Brett is a very dependable counsellor; definately director material - he definately deserves a 1 on his evaluation

by Brett August 05, 2004

dinkfarmer

1) some one who is a total dink (dork or geek)

2) An insult that has no comeback for it

1) "hey guys guess what i learned today"
Reply
"go fuk off DINKFARMER!!!!"

2)"u DINKFARMER!!"

by Brett January 15, 2004

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 26, 2003