BRENDAN's definitions

Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.

omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.

by Brendan March 28, 2005

freeze

A female who is unwilling to kiss, or do sexual favours for their boyfriend.

Britney is a freeze

by brendan May 6, 2004

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

by brendan May 13, 2004

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004