Ulous

Absurd or crazy

Stems from ridic-ulous

You are acting completely ulous right now without any reason to be

by Brendan November 04, 2004

Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.

omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.

by Brendan March 28, 2005

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.

Fit like stranger, far d'yi bide?

by brendan May 20, 2004

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.

I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?

by brendan August 07, 2004