BRANDON's definitions

BAR

Slang name for a 2mg. XANAX tablet. Derived from its long bar-like shape.

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.

by Brandon October 1, 2003

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

by Brandon March 13, 2004

wooded z

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -

Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?

by brandon February 26, 2005

hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004

WHAT UP DEH!

drunkn exclamation one may shout to friends.

brandon raised his beer and shouted "WHAT UP DEH", and all his drunkn friends replied the same.

by brandon November 19, 2003