kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.
"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."
by Bob February 29, 2004
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cloud

1. That guy in ff7 with the sexiest hair. God I wanna glomp it. He's also a wannabe soldier in SOLDIER.
2. My friend's last name.
Cloud has the sexiest hair.
Mr. Cloud, why don't you have the sexiest hair?
by Bob October 22, 2004
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pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.
Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks
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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
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Shitshay

an expression that can be used out of anger or excitement. Means Damn
Jacob was rubbing on his chesticles screaming "SHITSHAY"

I was playing a game of egyptian Rat fucker. And when I was dealt a bad hand I yelled "SHITSHAY"
by Bob April 03, 2005
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Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion
God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch
by bob December 30, 2003
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winner fixes the tranny

dave attel is the man...
yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!
by bob June 01, 2004
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