fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

urban thesaurus

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003