by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.
by b. hanback March 08, 2008

Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!
by B. Hanback January 09, 2009

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
by B. Hanback January 29, 2010

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 07, 2009
