B. Hanback's definitions

Guac Cart

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.

Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.

Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.

We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!

by B. Hanback January 16, 2010

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Marginal

Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.

Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...

How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....

Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Pot Butter

To melt butter with pot for popcorn, brownies, or spreadin on muffins....

let's make some pot butter so we have enough to make brownies this weekend!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010