Definitions by Author

Devil's water 

Devil's water - alcohol

while under the influence of the devil's water...

Devil's water by author December 10, 2006

Operation Iraqi Freedumb 

The dumbest decision of the new millennium. Dumb. Dumb.

Operation Iraqi Freedumb: to dumb to succeed, to dumb to recognize failure.

Operation Iraqi Freedumb by author November 12, 2006

SUV

Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

SUV by author October 14, 2006

sport utility vehicle 

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

sport utility vehicle by author October 14, 2006

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

bowling ball for marge by author October 10, 2006

Republican Party 

The homosexual pedophiles’ party. Dedicated to sheltering homosexual pedophiles.

RepublicanParty: Do I make you horny?
Underage_boy23: A little.
Republican Party: Cool.

Republican Party by author October 5, 2006

Karl Rove 

The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.

Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."

Karl Rove by author September 30, 2006