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If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
Get the Double Bastardmug. Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
by Audi0sl4v3 June 30, 2022
Get the Alabama Wetdownmug. You: Hey whats going on bro how was your day
Friend: Good
You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!
Friend: Good
You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!
by Audi0sl4v3 February 18, 2010
Get the IM'ers Blockmug. You see a girl at the bar who is hot, emo, punk, goth, mexican, cacausian, black, asian, middle-class, upper-middle class, and or rich
You go and sit at the bar next to the lady
You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable
At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.
Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.
After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.
After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.
Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.
Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
You go and sit at the bar next to the lady
You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable
At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.
Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.
After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.
After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.
Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.
Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
Get the Chameleonmug. Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
Get the Ted Cruzingmug. I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!
by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015
Get the sidewastedmug. by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
Get the Budwangmug.