sidewasted 

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.

I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!

sidewasted by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015

Sidewayzed 

When a big truck pulls another truck sideways, just to prove it is bigger and better.

Yo I'll tow your shit sidewayz or I heard you got sidewayzed.

Sidewayzed by rancidkid1020 April 17, 2011

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

sidewalked by Our House East April 17, 2007

Sidemaster 

A master at driving while getting blowjob

He is a sidemaster

Sidemaster by NanoDoesaLittleTroling July 21, 2022

Sidetaste 

Like an aftertaste but in a more sidedly manner.

“Wow, this horse’s neck had a fine sidetaste of lemon zest!”

Sidetaste by Jocke_enstudiesocialforening October 16, 2018

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

sidewalked by AEKBD December 15, 2008

sidetasked

To get sidetracked by another useful task.

Ben: "Why is the vacuum cleaner in the living room?"
Jeff: "I tried to vacuum, but I got sidetasked when the dryer buzzed. I wanted to take my clothes out of the dryer before they wrinkled."

sidetasked by AnarchyGreen November 3, 2023