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conclave

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.
by Assweepay April 16, 2005
mugGet the conclavemug.

hotel california

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."
by Assweepay January 5, 2007
mugGet the hotel californiamug.

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.
Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
by Assweepay August 27, 2005
mugGet the podcastmug.

remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
by Assweepay July 3, 2007
mugGet the remasterbatedmug.

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books
by Assweepay November 5, 2003
mugGet the Dr. Philmug.

cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004
mugGet the cilfmug.

gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).
Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.
by Assweepay July 13, 2005
mugGet the gayriagemug.

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