cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004

rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

vpilf

Vice president i'd like to fuck.

If John McCain is elected president, there would be a vpilf in the White House.

by Assweepay October 18, 2008

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

by Assweepay September 05, 2005

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 02, 2009

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 05, 2007

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 26, 2006