Zerosome

When no sex happens.

I was right to get my expectations low. The evening ended in a zerosome.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Cleavageless cleavage

When a significant amount (bit not all) of the female chest is exposed including the sides of each breast but where they are not pushed together like in the traditional vision of a cleavage.

For a brief time in the late '10s there was a trend of the more petite celebrities showing off their cleavageless cleavage.

by ApricotFields July 02, 2020

Squaresome

A foursome in which everyone only makes contact with two other members.

This is typically how thing work when two straight couples do it.

Though he missed the threesomes of his youth, the squaresomes he had with his wife and their neighbours were always satisfying.

by ApricotFields May 06, 2021

Your sister's cleavage

That thing you try to not look at but a part of you can't look away.

You think you're the only one haunted late at night by your sister's cleavage?

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Boobclits

Female nipples considered as a centres of physical pleasure.

Luckily he didn't just motorboat my jugs but gave some special attention to the boobclits.

by ApricotFields August 12, 2021

Inlawcest

Sexual relations among in laws.

Perhaps the best thing about our brief marriage was the inlawcest.

by ApricotFields June 26, 2020

Plural Romance

Being romantically involved with more than one person at one time and all involved parties are aware and accepting of it.

Being queer really opens the door to plural romance for non-sultans.

by ApricotFields May 30, 2024