Flashgitz

A YouTube channel that creates animated satire mocking stuff like furries, corporate greed and political stuff.

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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 24, 2025

still alive feat the plastics

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin

still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 26, 2025

snapchat

A social media app run by working joes because it always bans people wrongfully or for the silliest of things and working joes are known to be unreasonably difficult to deal with, as very evident in the alien franchise.

the so called moderation in snapchat is managed by working joes.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 08, 2025

spin 1038

The best, best, BEST radio station that has ever existed in this lifetime! First-class music selection, interesting shows and all-round amazingness!

Unlike any of the other stations, spin 1038 is more relatable and has amazing shows and music. The exact polar opposite of radio nova.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 27, 2025

call of duty

A series of games that has become a sellout, especially cod mobile.

The last proper call of duty before Activision sold out was world at war. Cod ghosts had a nice campaign but was leaning a bit into the sellout category, as it was too short and not cheap. cod mobile is an absolute sellout. Don’t get me started on the rigged EOMM, stupid mythic weapons and other aspects that make it a sellout.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 05, 2025

fast gas

Another term for nitrous oxide and written on canisters that are advertised as propellants for whipped cream but used at parties as a way to get high.

You’ll always find canisters of fast gas in urban areas, especially in working class areas.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 24, 2025

Dji neo

A tough little drone that could double as an FPV racer, however the larger avata and fpv already have that covered

The Dji neo is a tough little bastard of a drone. Camera lacks but it’s good for taking quick aerial shots without having to get a big drone out.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 17, 2025