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A joke mocking Boeings poor quality control. The joke is said as a response to when products or components fail unexpectedly or perform substandard.
"I don't understand! We have the exact same FPV racing drones, why is yours better and faster than mine?"
"Must’ve been made by Boeing, mate."
"Fucking budget cuts!"
- Two Aussies racing their FPV drones around an abandoned factory in Queensland
"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must’ve been made by Boeing."
"Must’ve been made by Boeing, mate."
"Fucking budget cuts!"
- Two Aussies racing their FPV drones around an abandoned factory in Queensland
"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must’ve been made by Boeing."
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing November 20, 2025
Get the Made by Boeingmug. A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing November 17, 2025
Get the Blanche monniermug. the dji neo 2 is here.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing November 8, 2025
Get the dji neo 2mug. 4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 17, 2025
Get the Crap and Shitneymug. The competitor to the gulfstream G800.
Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 23, 2025
Get the bombardier global 8000mug. Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 27, 2025
Get the Juiceromug. What snapchats moderation is operated by as it bans people for the silliest of things or just for no reason at all and makes appealing for an unban unnecessarily difficult and sometimes impossible.
Since working joes are known to be difficult to deal with, it’s no doubt that snapchats moderation is operated by them. Any time you encounter a working joe in alien isolation you know it’s just gonna be rude or just coldly kill you and be of absolutely no help at all.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 9, 2025
Get the Working joemug.