Anonymous Coward's definitions

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

falling down water

a term used to light-heartedly refer to alcoholic drinks

I think she had too much falling down water

by Anonymous Coward June 18, 2006

Bermanization

The process of destroying Star Trek as an interesting concept.

The 2nd season of Enterprise was an important development in the field of Bermanization

by Anonymous Coward February 8, 2005

neowinian

A term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at Neowin.

Rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.

Huezo: OMG guys, some jerks dented my eyeeePod. Even though I already have 2 more, I'm still gonna ring up Apple and pay $279 for a new case. I'm so ruined :(

cwalker: LOLz, you guys can't believe what I just did. I ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a FX-53. All he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware crap. hehe, now I'm one step closer to my car and now I'm bragging about it to a forum
I'm so evil...hehe

by Anonymous Coward April 13, 2005

DRM

Digital *Restrictions* Management.

Policy/Code that restricts usage of media that you "own".

You buy a CD. You copy its tracks to your computer. DRM steps in and restricts how you use those tracks -- you can only play the song XX times, you can't send it to anyone, you can't copy it to your portable audio player, etc.

by Anonymous Coward May 3, 2003

Linux

A computer operating system known primarily for its stability and its involvement with the Free Software and Open Source Software movements.

When I ran Windows I had to reboot every day, but since I've switched to Linux I now count my time between reboots in months.

by Anonymous Coward June 21, 2003

caribou

Caribou Coffee. Midwest-US coffee house, similar to Starbucks

Yo, you wanna hang out at Caribou after class?

by Anonymous Coward May 3, 2003