gascoigne

Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.

"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

counterstrike

nothing more to say about this game except for the fact that is is for losers who have no m8s or penis's
who ever plays this game is a complete loser who shouldnt even be allowed to live

i gave up all my friends so that i could play counterstrike

i played counterstrike and look where it got me ( on his way to collect the dole)

by anonymous May 13, 2005

virgin wool

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.

She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.

by anonymous December 22, 2004

cancer chancer

One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

derfel

a champion of dumnonia and adept of the moose claw style

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Stroggos

A Half-Blind Bitch

Haha my goat is such a Stroggos

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Simelesmon Tolosmeo

Mearse a todos

by Anonymous October 01, 2003