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orc-fucker

someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)

Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).
Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.

My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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rim job

when u pick up a hooker and she licks ur ass and ur hair comes off!!!
Andy got a rim job from his g-ma last night
by andy April 9, 2004
mugGet the rim jobmug.

Doing an SC

What you do when you cheat on someone. if you cheat on them you are doing an SC. This is the worst kind of cheating, where you fuck their brains out before pretending nothing is wrong.
Named after Sarah Craggs.
The love triangle: Kieron - Andy - Mike - Kieron etc.
by Andy July 24, 2004
mugGet the Doing an SCmug.

poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.
We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.
by Andy April 6, 2004
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UKSA

An acronym that stands for United Kingdom Stealth Assasins. UKSA are an online gaming group (a clan) who play a number of online games, but primarily Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield.
UKSASpetsnaz, UKSADiablo, UKSAGroinshot, UKSABringIt, www.uksa-clan.co.uk, www.uksa-fansite.tk, etc.
by Andy July 20, 2003
mugGet the UKSAmug.

Black Wednesdays

Toughest hardcore punk rock band in existance. Pure rudeboy/skinhead roots. Not to be associated with Pocket Pakis.
"Oh my God. That nazi just got curb stomped by the Black Wednesdays!"
by Andy March 22, 2005
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Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.
OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!
by Andy September 7, 2004
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

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