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casadilla slap 

(verb) an act of one person screaming "CASADILLA SLAP!" right before he throws,at incredible speed, a casadilla right at anothers face.
speaker 1: yeah fool cassadilla slap him

speaker 2: ok hol up.

speaker 1: ok

speaker 2: CASSADILLA SLAP!
casadilla slap by anonymous September 21, 2004

Madamasselle 

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
Madamasselle by anonymous September 20, 2004

Moonlight 

Something you CANNOT FIGHT.
Don't try to fight the moonlight because it CANNOT BE DONE.
Moonlight by anonymous September 20, 2004
Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
Oprah by anonymous September 19, 2004

lacubrious 

la·cu·bri·ous
Pronunciation: la-'cü-brE-&s also -'cyü-
Function: adjective
Etymology: irregular derived with a positive twist from lackadaisical created in 1994
1 : Chill Out; especially : exaggeratedly or affectedly becoming less tense or reserved < " I can be lacubrious wit' you." – J. Mraz>
2 : Relaxed <a lacubrious feeling>
Idioms be at ease, breathe easily, feel at home, make oneself at home
- la·cu·bri·ous·ly adverb
- la·cu·bri·ous·ness noun
- Dr. La·cu·bri·ous title
lacubrious by Anonymous September 19, 2004
When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.
There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.
handjob by anonymous September 17, 2004
Nakul-His essence flows deep within you. As soon as he walks into a room, you are immediately stricken with awe of his dashing appearance. Smooth and complete, his sexiness creates chills up and down your body. His smile lights up a flame in your heart where you instantly find the face in all your dreams. Nakul-the most hottest, sweetest, sexiest man alive.
female: Damn I want a Nakul
male: I wish I was Nakul
Nakul by anonymous September 16, 2004