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Definitions by AnDrEw

glitterporn 

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
glitterporn by Andrew June 10, 2004

ICBIWOOP 

Internet message talk

meaning: I Chuckled, But it was out of pity

See also: IHTGEDNBIAHTFMC, IMGTTTATAP
Person A: What did the bartender say to the horse?

Person B: ?

Person A: Why the long face?

PErson B: ICBIWOOP
ICBIWOOP by Andrew June 8, 2004

Night Stalker 

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R
I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.
Night Stalker by Andrew June 7, 2004
When all of your homies get to gether and have a rightous ho-down!
yo ma nigga let's all soomble, you dig?
soomble by Andrew June 6, 2004

streetpunk 

A genre of person characterized by wearing combat boots, military jackets, loud music, alcohol, and spending alot of time out in the street. Sometimes panhandling. This genre has 2 subcategories:

1. Anti-Nazis. These are punks whom wear the "NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF" gear and etc, they sport a variety of hair styles (generally a mohawk or spike variety) and are nice people, they just dont have the best manners. They have a traditional punk view except they tend to be social liberals with anti-establishment overtones. An anti-nazi is signatured by their anti-nazi patch worn on their right arm and has an ecto-sign over a swastika. Usally coupled with a sharpied message (i.e."Erase Racism"). An anti-nazi band is The Casualties.

2. Iron Crosses. These are nazi-skinheads who tend to predominate in the south and are the exact opposite of the anti-nazis. They hate about every minority, shave their heads, are violent, listen to skrewdriver, and wear the iron cross(a german medal of valor) as their logo. Open about their preachings of hate.

NOTE: Iron Crosses are often confused with trads, who are non-nazi skins who simply live a lifestyle of party and political nihilism. Trads are bands like Blanks 77. They look similar, except trads DO NOT wear the swatika/germany gear.
Anti-nazi: Hello, I dont give a flying fuck what you think of me and I have strong political opinions.

Iron Cross: HEIL HITLER!
streetpunk by Andrew June 6, 2004
1. the coolest of all people
2. term for dollar
3. steal
4. 100 mph
5. the opposite of bicker
yo buck, you eff-ing rule!
let me buck a buck.

i was doing a buck and some change down 295.
bicker, you are so not buck.
buck by andrew June 5, 2004

greeboid 

Adjective, meaning someone or something of a greebo-like nature.
"For many years I've been having greeboid tendencies."

"Upon arrival at the club, we observed it to be populated exclusively by greeboid life forms. Further study revealed an entire colony of greebos of a species previously unknown in the northern hemisphere."
greeboid by Andrew June 3, 2004