Amethyst's definitions

Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.

by amethyst May 19, 2007

eggo waffle

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

by amethyst August 11, 2007

Shamus

Devil worshiper and aggressive over eater.

That shamus just ate a baby.
“Josh! Why are you such a midget shamus!”

by Amethyst February 1, 2018

computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

common sense

What anyone who reinacts any stunt from "Jackass" lacks.

It's sad that some people are so incredibly stupid that they reinact shit like that.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

j. lo

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

by amethyst April 22, 2005

The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

by amethyst January 14, 2008