Amethyst's definitions

Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.

by amethyst May 19, 2007

common sense

What anyone who reinacts any stunt from "Jackass" lacks.

It's sad that some people are so incredibly stupid that they reinact shit like that.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

Political Correctness

Something that, through social activity, proves that the United States citizens are slowly losing their freedoms. It is also a joke to try to use weasel words so to make sure nobody gets offended when, in the end, everything still is the same. Political correctness is also targeted only selected groups, which shows it's just another political play with racism and hatred.

Political Correctness in action...
Normal person: "That new movie 1408 looks good, plus it has good actors in it, too. I think that Samuel L. Jackson is one of the best black actors in Hollywood."
Politically correct person: "What?! How dare you use the B-word?! He's not the bad B-word, he's African American."
Normal person: "Um...o...k. Anyway, I also like John Cusack. He's one of my favorite white actors in Hollywood."
Poltically correct person: "Yeah, he's a pretty good actor."

by amethyst June 28, 2007

j. lo

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

by amethyst April 22, 2005

homophobia

Incorrect term in many forms. Though the term "homophobia" truly means "afraid of everything that is the same," it has been adopted as "afraid of homosexuals." A big problem is when someone hates gays but isn't afraid of them, they'll be called "homophobic," which couldn't be because it isn't fear...it's hate. Hate would be called "anti-gay" or "anti-homosexual." The term also tends to be misused often when someone disapproves of a gay PERSON, but not gays in general, yet some dumbass will still accuse them of homophobia. Though hate and fear of gays does truly exist, this term is not always used correctly.

Person 1: "I don't like Rosie O'Donnell. She's always a bitch to different people and tries to look like a victim when they're frustrated with her."
Person 2: "You hate Rosie? You're such a homophobic!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I don't have homophobia...I just don't like Rosie. I don't mind gays, and definitely don't fear them."
Person 2: "You do too, you homophobe! You disapprove of Rosie! It's solid proof!"

by amethyst August 4, 2007

computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

eggo waffle

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

by amethyst August 11, 2007