Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Drinking problem 

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

Drinking problem by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Green screen

Something you shouldn't wear green in front of

"Ahhh!!! It's a floating head! Why would Tina wear green in front of that green screen?!"

Green screen by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! 

A really big "please"

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Teddy

A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.

Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"

Teddy by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Lobsterfest 

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

Lobsterfest by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Rain poncho and sunglasses 

The next hip look

"Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses."

Rain poncho and sunglasses by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bumper to bumper 

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

Bumper to bumper by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018