The Angry Cactus

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."
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Meow mixing

"John got ripped to shreds this weekend by a jaguar, trying to do that stupid meow mixing challenge."
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Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
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Icicle Pole

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
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Pupsicling

"We examined the wounds on the retriever and found they were all made post mortem. It appears that Bailey was also the victim of a pupsicling."
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Ice Ager

Someone who has intercourse with deceased elderly people or long dead corpses.
At the nursing home Lorne always ate alone because there were rumors he was an ice ager.
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Siberian Finger Trap

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."
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