Definitions by Alternative Holes

Ice Ager 

Someone who has intercourse with deceased elderly people or long dead corpses.

At the nursing home Lorne always ate alone because there were rumors he was an ice ager.

Ice Ager by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Icicle Pole 

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

Icicle Pole by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Meow mixing 

Having intercourse with a feline.

"John got ripped to shreds this weekend by a jaguar, trying to do that stupid meow mixing challenge."

Meow mixing by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Pupsicling

Having sexual intercourse with a deceased canine.

"We examined the wounds on the retriever and found they were all made post mortem. It appears that Bailey was also the victim of a pupsicling."

Pupsicling by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

The Angry Cactus 

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

The Angry Cactus by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Zombie Baiting 

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

Zombie Baiting by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Siberian Finger Trap 

Double teaming a dead body.

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."

Siberian Finger Trap by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020