Alexandra's definitions

press the flesh

to shake hands; a "meet and greet"

"The politicians were very tired after a long day on the campaign trail, kissing babies, and pressing the flesh with their constituents."

by Alexandra August 12, 2004

long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 6, 2004

Hit the sheets

to go to bed with/have sex with someone

"I couldn't believe how hot he was. We hit the sheets that night."

by Alexandra August 5, 2004

backstage pass

Phrase used when one has been given the go ahead to engage in anal sex.

"Sharon gave me the backstage pass and I'm using it tonight!"

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Sex on a stick

A sexually alluring, slim woman

"Who's the sex on a stick over there?"

by Alexandra July 30, 2004