Alexandra's definitions

See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

whanger

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Wheels fell off the wagon

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Sex on a stick

A sexually alluring, slim woman

"Who's the sex on a stick over there?"

by Alexandra July 30, 2004