The biggest jackass there is.
by Roxxygirl@yahoo.com March 23, 2020
Get the Ried mug.A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021
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by themandude December 12, 2010
Get the Thomas Ried Martin mug.A. One who enjoys the music of BSB but knows N sync is far superior.
B. The Offspring of Hennesy Cognac
and Remy Martin.
C. Remington. The shaver
B. The Offspring of Hennesy Cognac
and Remy Martin.
C. Remington. The shaver
by anon February 26, 2003
Get the Remy Ried mug.one who is named after alcohol yet drinks not. full name of Remington (r-em-ING-ton) knows well of bsb and favors over nsync
by Remy February 26, 2003
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Real name is madison but loves going by the nickname of maddi, its more spunky and cute. Loves to be a individual. Smart, pretty, funny. Not at all athletic. long, dark hair, blue eyes, pale. Can be blonde at timees. Loves animals , loves to love people. Not the most popular girl in school but who gives a crap? Loves to have fun, but is very concious of the way she looks. Actor, singer, fashioner. Clumsy and unbalanced. Loves to laugh and smile. (:
Real name is madison but loves going by the nickname of maddi, its more spunky and cute. Loves to be a individual. Smart, pretty, funny. Not at all athletic. long, dark hair, blue eyes, pale. Can be blonde at timees. Loves animals , loves to love people. Not the most popular girl in school but who gives a crap? Loves to have fun, but is very concious of the way she looks. Actor, singer, fashioner. Clumsy and unbalanced. Loves to laugh and smile. (:
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