A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.

Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!

Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.

Keegan Ried by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021

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Thomas Ried Martin

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!

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Thomas Ried Martin by themandude December 12, 2010

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Remy Ried

A. One who enjoys the music of BSB but knows N sync is far superior.

B. The Offspring of Hennesy Cognac
and Remy Martin.

C. Remington. The shaver

Remy Ried by anon February 26, 2003

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Remy Ried

one who is named after alcohol yet drinks not. full name of Remington (r-em-ING-ton) knows well of bsb and favors over nsync

remy wants to go to the bsb concert.

Remy Ried by Remy February 26, 2003

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maddi ried

Maddi
Real name is madison but loves going by the nickname of maddi, its more spunky and cute. Loves to be a individual. Smart, pretty, funny. Not at all athletic. long, dark hair, blue eyes, pale. Can be blonde at timees. Loves animals , loves to love people. Not the most popular girl in school but who gives a crap? Loves to have fun, but is very concious of the way she looks. Actor, singer, fashioner. Clumsy and unbalanced. Loves to laugh and smile. (:

megan" hey maddi ried is awesome , i lovers her.
nicole: who doesn't love her?
megan: very true;)

maddi ried by spankmemacdaddy September 3, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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