Alexandra's definitions

Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Beddable

Adj. used to describe a sexually desirable woman or man. Comes from the idea that one is good-looking enough to take to bed. See also bed

"Wow, when did she become so beddable?"

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.

“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.

"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004