See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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disher

"disher" (noun), used to describe someone who can dish it out but can't take it.

These people are often found lamenting the dishings of others, while forgetting the dishings that they themselves have committed.
Everytime I give him shit, he gets pissed at me. But he talks so much shit himself! What a disher!
by Alexandra February 10, 2004
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Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.
“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.
“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)
"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks
"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."
by Alexandra July 31, 2004
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double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.
"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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