Definitions by Alex Rogers

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Dr. Venture 

1. Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. a world-renowned Super-Scientist, a truly great man
2. Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture, Son of Jonas Venture Sr. and heir to the Venture empire, constantly lives in his father's shadow and is a second rate scientist
3. Jonas Venture Jr. Rusty's twin brother who was absorbed by Rusty in the womb, who later escaped to begin his own career in Super-Science, noticeably deformed

1. That Dr. Venture is a genious!
2. Dr. Venture is such a loser.
3. Shaking hands with Dr. Venture is like shaking hands with a chicken dinner.

Dr. Venture by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

tenbread 

An Engrish term for what you have to collect in level 3.2 of the Stinkoman game on homestarrunner.com.

Collect tenbread but not other things.

tenbread by Alex Rogers March 22, 2005

Taco Tico 

One of many fast food taco chains with diarrhea-inducing, but tasty food

Dude, I'm hungry. Let's hit the Taco Tico. OK, but let's get back home quick, because I'll have to poo in an hour or so.

Taco Tico by Alex Rogers March 5, 2005

Ale 8-1 

A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.

I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.

Ale 8-1 by Alex Rogers March 4, 2005

skillion 

any relatively large number, originates in the US Acres shorts from the Saturday morning cartoon, Garfield and Friends

Check out Bill Gates, he's got like a skillion dollars

skillion by Alex Rogers March 4, 2005

Festiva 

an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in Japan by Mazda, built in South Korea by Kia, and sold in the US, Known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors

I don't need any gas money, I'm in the Festiva!

Festiva by Alex Rogers June 27, 2004