Alex 's definitions

Shaharyar (n)

Someone who is lame enough to define their own name as a noun describing an intelligent person.

Shaharyar was bored one night and thought he'd do something really clever on Urban Dictionary.

by Alex August 1, 2004

Norpe

Smelly Nick who likes to suck dicks

Hes just like Norpe, he sucks

by Alex December 29, 2004

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 7, 2003

big boned

When you're trying to tell somebody that their fat, but in a polite manner.

Bully: You're fat!
Friend#1: Nuh uh, mommy said I'm big boned.

by Alex May 29, 2004

email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 8, 2003

hbydhacwm

hey bitch you dont have a chance with me

hey bitch you dont have a chance with me, ok?

by alex April 28, 2004