Jimothy

So you’ve got two names Jim and Tim (for short) now one can be extended to Timothy however the other cannot? Behold jimothy

Dino-“yo I found this baby”
Jimbo-“name it Timothy”

Edwin-“no! Name it jim!!!”
Alex- “timothy + jim = jimothy”

*clapping*

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Genitools

Tools which incorporate the theme of a reproductive organ.

Giuseppe-“hey eli got any genitools I can borrow?”
Eli-“yeah bro I’ve got a vagammer”
Giuseppe-“noice”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Sexvestment

Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.

Eli- “man I need some money :(“

Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”

Eli-“???”

Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Swaggot

Swaggot.

A swaggified gay person

Kai-“man I wish I could be SWAG and GAY at the same time :(“

Eli-“BUT TOU CAN!”
Dino-“yeah Eli’s right, just be a swaggot”
Kai-“:O”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Sexagon

So pretty much a sexagon be like 6 homies sexing out but like it’s really hardcore and there’s six of them

Dino- “hey Alex wanna join me and Eli’s sexagon we need like 3 more people tho”

Alex- “nah I’m a mega virgin (business man) I don’t have time for an intense passion filled sex sesh with the homies, sorry bro”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

HaggisStuffedPussy

So like it’s pussy with haggis in it.
I hope you never get that image out of your mind.

Charles-“man I sure am hungry, got anything to eat Alex?”
Alex-“HOW ABOUT SOME HAGGISSTUFFEDPUSSY?”
Charles-“AAAAAAAAH”
*fucking dies”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Fannytastic

So it’s like fantastic but pussy.

Liek the fan is now fanny and that makes it cool.

Alex-“wow Dino that was a Fannytastic batch of cookies”

Dino-“yeah but you wanna know what’s better than cookies?”

-to be continued

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022