Definitions by Alex’s Urban dick

Genitools 

Tools which incorporate the theme of a reproductive organ.

Giuseppe-“hey eli got any genitools I can borrow?”
Eli-“yeah bro I’ve got a vagammer”
Giuseppe-“noice”

Genitools by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Swaggot 

Swaggot.

A swaggified gay person

Kai-“man I wish I could be SWAG and GAY at the same time :(“

Eli-“BUT TOU CAN!”
Dino-“yeah Eli’s right, just be a swaggot”
Kai-“:O”

Swaggot by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

HaggisStuffedPussy 

So like it’s pussy with haggis in it.
I hope you never get that image out of your mind.

Charles-“man I sure am hungry, got anything to eat Alex?”
Alex-“HOW ABOUT SOME HAGGISSTUFFEDPUSSY?”
Charles-“AAAAAAAAH”
*fucking dies”

HaggisStuffedPussy by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Meom

This word is short for the phrase “monster emo” ie. Someone who actively drinks monster energy and is considered an emo for whatever reason thus a meom is born.

Edwin-“haha you’re such a meom”

Max-“suck your mum”

Meom by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Plastics 

This phrase is used to refer to the British pound sterling although the term revolves around notes being plastic the word can be used to describe the currency in general.

Abdullah-“I’ve got 69 gajillion quid in the bank”

Dino-“quid?”
Abdullah-“yeh, British pounds?”

Dino-“OHHHHHH U MEAN PLASTICS”

Plastics by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Sexvestment 

Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.

Eli- “man I need some money :(“

Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”

Eli-“???”

Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*

Sexvestment by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

Condome by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022