Sexvestment 

Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.

Eli- “man I need some money :(“

Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”

Eli-“???”

Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*

Sexvestment by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

sexsessment 

A hypothetical assessment which would answer all annoying questions asked by one's partner during intercourse in regards to quality and enjoyment of the encounter. Typically it would include an overall grade of the experience.

carl kept asking me if it felt good, or how i liked it, so i asked him if he'd like me to fill out a sexsessment afterwards to inform him of what he did right and what he needed to improve for future sexcapades

sexsessment by elgirafa January 9, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004