Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.
Eli- “man I need some money :(“
Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”
Eli-“???”
Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*
Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”
Eli-“???”
Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022
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carl kept asking me if it felt good, or how i liked it, so i asked him if he'd like me to fill out a sexsessment afterwards to inform him of what he did right and what he needed to improve for future sexcapades
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