mitch pileggi

A relatively unknown but talented actor. His most famous role is Assistant Director Walter Skinner on the The X-Files. Most of his roles include playing some type of law enforcement officer. I think he is the best character on The X-Files.
Mitch Pileggi is an amazing actor.
by aldwardo October 28, 2006
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shoutwire

A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.
Going to shoutwire is about as painful as watching your only infant child choke to death.
by aldwardo November 03, 2006
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murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.
by aldwardo November 03, 2006
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kathy griffin

The most annoying women on the face of the earth only rivaling Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O' Donnell. She's not funny and her career sucks. People like her and Jenny Jones are the reason there is war in the middle east.

She also looks like a tranny on crack.
Kathy Griffin sucks and I want to nail her to the fucking cross.
by Aldwardo January 30, 2007
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carmando

When your name is Armando and you get hit by a car. Car + Armando.
1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.

2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.
by aldwardo October 17, 2006
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Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.
Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.
by aldwardo October 15, 2006
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