Aldwardo 's definitions

black label society

Pure heavy fucking metal.

Black Label Society > your band.

by aldwardo November 5, 2006

testament

The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.

Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.

Testament - Practice what you Preach.

by aldwardo July 29, 2006

fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

by aldwardo October 15, 2006

taker

(n.)

A taker is referred to someone with a drug addiction, usually narcotics. The taker is actually the drug and the giver is the user or addict. The drug is always the taker of the addict's life and the addict always gives in to the crave.

See also Master of Puppets, Suicide Messiah.

"Bow down you chose your maker, he never gives he's always the taker" - Suicide Messiah by Black Label Society

"- Jeez look at that poor taker over there standing by the pack of homeless people. He was in my highschool and was always high, guess he deterioted to scum."

by aldwardo November 5, 2006

mitch pileggi

A relatively unknown but talented actor. His most famous role is Assistant Director Walter Skinner on the The X-Files. Most of his roles include playing some type of law enforcement officer. I think he is the best character on The X-Files.

Mitch Pileggi is an amazing actor.

by aldwardo October 28, 2006

shoutwire

A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.

Going to shoutwire is about as painful as watching your only infant child choke to death.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

carmando

When your name is Armando and you get hit by a car. Car + Armando.

1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.

2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.

by aldwardo October 17, 2006