Adjective with variable, or no, meaning; used to flummox one's superiors and betters who will not admit to their total ignorance of the word.
In Business:-
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
by Albert Woods January 02, 2009
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Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'
'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'
'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'
'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
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Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Ship's Doctor:
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
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2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'
Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'
Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'
Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'
Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'
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'My 28 stone wife has enormous chuttocks. If it wasn't for her endless talking, I'd never know which end is which.'
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