Alan's definitions

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 2, 2003

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

by Alan May 5, 2004

shonquisha booty

the most bodacious, radical, phat ass of the world

yo, im tryin to hit that bitch shenana, she got that shonquisha booty, homie

by alan September 27, 2003

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004