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A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
by Alan October 15, 2004
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incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
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Get the puppy mug.A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
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