Alan's definitions

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004

oeuvre

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

by Alan April 15, 2005

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 1, 2004

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

Hucklebuck

The girl is on her back with her heels on the back of his neck. He is standing with his arms wrapped around her shoulders. And then she screams "Hucklebuck!"

Christy and I were on the boat labor day weekend at lake Texoma and I introduced her to the Hucklebuck; with some of her friends.

by Alan February 6, 2005