Alan's definitions

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 20, 2005

girlie porn

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.

sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?

by alan April 1, 2005

bohan

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack.(scrodum)

Wow he is such a Bohan
I wnt to suck his Bohan

by alan December 6, 2004