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Pirate Slap

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
by Alan October 15, 2004
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Mudhut

Ann Widecombe, a uk M.P
by Alan December 19, 2003
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fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.
Where's the porn? Fano's got it.
by alan April 7, 2004
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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by alan October 26, 2004
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willin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin
by Alan May 5, 2004
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puppy

by alan January 22, 2004
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Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik
by Alan March 12, 2005
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