Alan's definitions

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 2, 2003

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

by Alan May 5, 2004

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004

Slore

A slutty Whore

Your sisters a slore

by Alan May 22, 2003