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puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.
Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.
by alan June 14, 2004
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Hop-head

One who habitually uses "hop" or opium. Also hop-habit: opium addiction.
"Lemme tell you 'bout Willie the Weeper,
Willie the Weeper, yeah, the chimney sweeper
He had the hop-habit and he had it bad
Lemme tell you 'bout a dream he had"

--old ragtime song about opium.
by Alan June 4, 2004
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spooks

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.
1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."
a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.
by Alan December 5, 2004
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Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.
A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.
by Alan May 14, 2004
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nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe
by Alan April 22, 2005
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le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.
damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.
by alan October 19, 2004
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