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1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.
1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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The girl is on her back with her heels on the back of his neck. He is standing with his arms wrapped around her shoulders. And then she screams "Hucklebuck!"
Christy and I were on the boat labor day weekend at lake Texoma and I introduced her to the Hucklebuck; with some of her friends.
by Alan February 7, 2005
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When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.
I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.
by Alan August 10, 2004
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The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.
There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.
by Alan December 11, 2003
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aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.
jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.
by Alan June 14, 2004
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An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.
ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!
by Alan June 2, 2004
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adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by Alan October 27, 2004
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