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A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
by Alan March 12, 2005
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incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
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adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.
n. -a rock band in los angeles
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.
n. -a rock band in los angeles
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