Alan's definitions

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004

slpin

sexy lolita playing in nymph

The redneck saw slpin as he drove his truck across a green empty field

by Alan July 25, 2003

holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument

I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic

by Alan June 15, 2004

Bozark

One Who Is Really Stupid and Irrational.

Wow Sally! You're Quite Bozark You Stupid Bitch!

by Alan January 11, 2004

ghee

Clarified butter, used most commonly in Indian food, sold in some Asian food markets, health food stores.

Me and miachel boutght this jar of ghee at Whole Foods.

by Alan May 19, 2004

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.

the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!

by alan October 21, 2004