Definitions by Alan

Jesus pimps 

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

Jesus pimps by Alan May 9, 2004

Dust trip 

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

Dust trip by Alan May 9, 2004

spooks 

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.

1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.

spooks by Alan May 9, 2004

Chinese 

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!

Chinese by Alan May 8, 2004

Puerto 

Jamaican slang term for Puerto Rican.

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.

Puerto by Alan May 8, 2004

willin

Wankster Illin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin

willin by Alan May 5, 2004

jaunbrand 

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

jaunbrand by alan May 4, 2004