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Jehova's witnesses.
The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.
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One who perverts the good intention of Jesus Christs message for personal, political and/or social gain.
Benny Hinn is a Jesus pimp.

Bob Jones is a Jesus pimp.

by Harland Sanders July 20, 2008
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