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Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.
by Al October 13, 2003
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bodonkadonk

DAMN look at that banokadonk
by Al June 7, 2003
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Legohead

by Al April 21, 2003
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mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies
by Al June 18, 2006
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iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average
1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?
by Al March 13, 2005
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birdturd

theres a birdturd on my head
by al January 20, 2005
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boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.
Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
by Al October 27, 2003
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