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headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!
Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.
by AL November 18, 2004
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star trek

1. A lifestyle for people who didn't get out enough to join a real cult. Involves reading "technical manuals", obsessing about minute details of trivia, and attending conventions where 90% of the people are wearing spandex.

2. One of several shows that feature spandex-wearing people from "the future". Characterized by total lack of plot, total lack of acting ability by leads, terrible dialogue, "alien" races with identical-to-human behaviors and norms, a tendency to always be on one of UPN, Sci-Fi, TNN, or WB late=nights, and complete overuse of the "ass-shot" (a camera shot where the actor is zoomed in or out on using the ass as a focal point).

3. Starting point of Willaim Shattner's career.
1. I drove past a Star-Trek convention the other day and swore I'd become a Branch-Dividian before I ever did that shit.

2. I was watching UPN at 3 am when Star-Trek came on, but I wound up watching the Home-Shopping Network, because at least they have decent cinematography.

3. Willaim Shattner was on Star-Trek? You mean that guy who does spoken versions of rap songs?
by Al October 14, 2003
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dribbling

1. What the elderly do when they reach a level of senility otherwise defined as "unable to control all physical function".

2. What basketball players do when moving to avoid a travelling violation; akin to "bouncing".

3. What sloppy girls do after finishing fellatio.
1. That old guy is dribbling applesauce everywhere, and appears to think that I'm his grand-nephew.

2. Shaq is dribbling the ball all over the court.

3. That hooker is dribbling cum all over the motel room.
by Al October 27, 2003
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anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.
My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.
by AL August 13, 2003
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Towel Head

1. Derogatory term to refer to those of Middle-Eastern (or Indian, but I suspect only because most people would use "Towel Head" in everyday conversation couldn't tell the difference between the two to save their lives) origin, based on the religious custom of wearing a turban.

2. A missed oppurtunity to use the term "Dune Coon", which at least always makes me laugh.
1. That hick just called Rashid a Towel Head.

2. I knew Cletus was more retarded than the other hicks when he called Rashid a Towel Head, instead of a Dune Coon.
by Al October 12, 2003
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wheebum

An exclamation of girly joy. Used randomly to express great happiness.
How was your date?
-Oh wonderful!
Thats good
-yeah, wheebum!
by Al March 25, 2005
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Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.
Danny is a cooch-pirate.
by Al September 23, 2003
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