Al's definitions

paddy's motorbike

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.

this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.

by Al January 29, 2005

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by Al January 29, 2005

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

curry bum

a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.

"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"

by Al February 5, 2005

chilli sauce

a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.

"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"

by Al February 5, 2005

magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.

"magic vimto, anyone?"

by Al February 5, 2005

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005