Agent Chainsawlady's definitions

descendents

A very great Southern California punk band, which brought us really fast, melodic, hardcore skatepunk riddims, thus paving the way for a lot of '90s and 2000's punk bands like Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and the lot. The only difference between Descendents and current skatepunk bands is Descendents aren't sellouts!

Milo Goes to College is a great album, and so is Somery.
Cameage, M-16, Coffee Mug, I Wanna Be A Bear, I'm Not a Loser, I Don't Want to Grow Up, Everything Sucks, Clean Sheets, Shattered Milo, I'm the One, Pep Talk.

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

rough trade

A 1970's Canadian band lead by Carole Pope and Kevan Staples. They sang about wiggitywacklesbian themes. See High School Confidential.

...She makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way...--High School Confidential

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

g'z up

G'z up is said when something really great happens, and everything is all sunshine and lollipops. It's another alternative to saying 'You go girl'.

Eh, you really clowned that muthafucken Milhouse! Alright! G'z up, homesqueeze! Keep your bread up!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

jumpoff

Where the expressway turns into the regular streets again.

Turn on to the jumpoff so we can reach Nicholas street!

by Agent Chainsawlady September 27, 2004

milhouse

Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".

Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004

pickford

Pickford was played by Shawn Andrews in the 1993 film Dazed and Confused. Kevin Pickford was Michelle's boyfriend who dealt pot for a living, so he could pay off the car dealership who sold him his 1970 Pontiac GTO. In the film he drove around in his rad car getting wacked out on weed, and destroying private property. As you can tell by closely watching his countenace during the film, he spent most of his time in la la land, off in his own imagination. Very expressive eyes, I'll give him that.

Pickford was often heard calling the school newbies junior, as in Watch ya step, junior! He was the baddest ass in Dazed and Confused, a cult classic film of 1993.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004