Ae5Ea8's definitions

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.

by Ae5Ea8 January 10, 2016

dogdusted

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

satisfriction

Any sexually gratifying friction performed on oneself or another.

Hey, do you want to come over tonight? We can work on our physics homework to calculate the coefficient of satisfriction between our fiddly bits.

Sorry, I'm not into you that way.
Oh, well, I guess I shall be satisfricting myself.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

abromatherapy

when a male enjoys his own bathroom stench

One man's abromatherapy is another man's disgusting stench

by Ae5Ea8 October 24, 2016

Blue Hair

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it

a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017