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greyboxed

The mind game some advertisers play with you when you arrive at a website and the screen greys out, except for the box in the middle. It asks you to choose something like getting a newsletter, mortgage quote, or weight loss program. The grey box disables you from escaping from the page. The "Escape" key does not work, and there is no "x" button to quit the page.

If you say "Yes," you will be taken to whatever the advertiser wants.

But the "No" option is where you get greyboxed. It says something unpleasant, disturbing, and ridiculous. You have a sense that you don't want to click on the "No" because it feels wrong somehow. For example, it might say "No, I don't want to eat healthier," "No, I don't want to lose weight," or "No, I don't want to save money."

This creates a split inside of your mind. You do not want to click on the statement because you don't believe that statement, but clicking the "No" phrase is the only way out. Clicking the "No" phrase feels kind of like thinking it, but to answer "Yes" would be giving in to the advertiser and getting unnecessarily drawn away from what you were looking for in the first place.
Greyboxed again. I feel unclean.
by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016
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Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
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switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.
by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016
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Cardozbro

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.
Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.
by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015
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the Hand of Yeti

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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interknot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "knot."
Not another interknot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 16, 2015
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