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When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.
When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.
Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
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The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.
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