203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.
There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017