Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs
Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim
was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
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braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.
by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015
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Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present
Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act
by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2017
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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
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acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.
Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.
by Ae5Ea8 April 09, 2015
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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 September 25, 2016
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