hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

frain bart

when you can't remember what a brain fart is

A frain bart has nothing to do with public transportation in the Bay Area

by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2017

pringleberry

Combination of "Pringles" and "dingleberry," describing the discovery of ancient Pringles crumbs that fell into your belly button at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-button hair follicles.

The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.

I've been nurturing a pringleberry since last year's Superbowl. It's time to check in and see if my little buddy is ready to harvest.

by Ae5Ea8 July 04, 2016

sesame chicken

Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.

This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.

Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 April 01, 2015

Home Depotpourri

The beguiling smell of a Home Depot. The strongest notes are fresh cut lumber, lawn fertilizer, and WD-40.

The ladies seem to dig it when I burn a candle scented with Home Depotpourri.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2015

dogdusted

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016