Ae5Ea8's definitions

hurp

A hiccup and a burp at the same time.

Sorry I just hurped. That was me, not a frog dying.

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

dogdusted

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.

by Ae5Ea8 January 10, 2016

fingature

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.

My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.

by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015

raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.

The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017