Definitions by Ae5Ea8

mayonnaisia 

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

mayonnaisia by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

frain bart 

when you can't remember what a brain fart is

A frain bart has nothing to do with public transportation in the Bay Area

frain bart by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2017

Shy Rectum Syndrome 

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

Shy Rectum Syndrome by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

fartnuckle 

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."

For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers

fartnuckle by Ae5Ea8 January 18, 2017

Order of the Queef 

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

Order of the Queef by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

Jackassery Degree (J.D.) by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

to have a food baby by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016