Ae5Ea8's definitions
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
Get the Lentil Soup for the Soulmug. by Ae5Ea8 June 6, 2017
Get the brovfefemug. Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
Get the doctrine of unclean handsmug. Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.
I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
Get the breathiemug. Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.
by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015
Get the empty catbox syndromemug. A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the dunkin' bronutsmug. A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the Kirklandiamug.