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You have cancer.
You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.
by CheetoEater July 24, 2017
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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The ultimate internet resource for compulsive hypochondriacs.
My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.
by Peter W-N July 10, 2008
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My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.
by aweman January 11, 2010
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A website that either grossly exaggerates or under exaggerates diseases.
Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer

Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week
by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021
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