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You have cancer.
You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.
by CheetoEater July 24, 2017
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My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.
by Peter W-N July 10, 2008
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My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.
by aweman January 11, 2010
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