WebMD 

You have cancer.

You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.

WebMD by CheetoEater July 24, 2017

WebMD 

The ultimate internet resource for compulsive hypochondriacs.

My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.

WebMD by Peter W-N June 30, 2008

WebMd 

Checking ones symptoms on WebMd.

My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.

WebMd by aweman January 11, 2010

Webmd 

A website that either grossly exaggerates or under exaggerates diseases.

Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer

Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week

Webmd by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012

webMD-ed

the act of going to webMD everytime you have any ailment.

person: "my arm tickles... but why!?!?"
hypochondriac: " dont worry, i webMD-ed it, you have cancer"

skank: "i webMD-ed why it hurts when i pee and it turns out i have an std."
other skank: " hey that ryhmes. but oh sorry, i feel for you..."

webMD-ed by E. Ann October 21, 2005

webmd for realz 

WebMd for realz is the go too for all medical definitions. Especially wood deprivation.

WebMD for realz proves that withdrawal and/or lack of wood (aka wood deprivation) is a real and debilitating disease that can only be cured by RAW.

webmd for realz by Dr. Tams March 17, 2015