Definitions by Adolf Hitler jr.

Boozage 

1.(n.) Any amount of alcohol that is large enough to accomodate four grown Irish men with seemingly alcholic tendancies.
2. (n.)Beer. American beer.

Yo, you got the boozage, or should I stop by the liqour store?

hey you, toss me the boozage on the table right there...

Boozage by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Chufe 

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

Chufe by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Devirginize 

1. (v.)To take one's virginity.
2. (v.)To remove a person or object's purity, or innocence.

come 'ere baby... Uncle Jesse's gonna devirginize your sweet little pussy for you.

Devirginize by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

Hooking it by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

mushroom tracks 

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

mushroom tracks by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Methocaffeinate

A highly addictive combination of speed and coffee. Basic ingredients being, black caffeinated coffee beans which have been each injected with a reasonable dosage of methamphetamines.
The drink get's you going when you can't.

hey paul, when you go to the store can you get some more methocaffeinate... I WANT MORE!!!

Methocaffeinate by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Unitalia 

1.(slang) a combination of two words: Unit, and Genitalia; Used in reference to the male organ, or the Penis.

While i was sleeping that sneaky bitch shaved my unitalia, and when i woke up this morning my junk was as bald as ya baby sister's box.

Unitalia by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003