Chufe 

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

Chufe by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Chuffed 

To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.

Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.

Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Chube

Meme-fusion band trolling from South Wales

‘Hey dude, did you hear that sweet new Chube piece, 'Ligma', on Radio 3 the other night?’

‘Yeh bro it was so sweet, I love these creative names fusion bands make for their songs’

Chube by MyNamesNotMatt August 11, 2019

chuffa 

noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.

Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'

chuffa by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffed 

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

Chuffed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019