wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 25, 2005

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 March 24, 2006

Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.

"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."

by Adman12 October 17, 2005

dreg

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 August 29, 2005

Whitewater Shafting

The act of sexual intercourse on a waterbed.

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.

by Adman12 June 12, 2008

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 01, 2005