Definitions by Adman12

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

wheelchair dope by Adman12 September 24, 2005

percussionist 

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

percussionist by Adman12 September 23, 2005

Liquor Pig 

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

Liquor Pig by Adman12 September 22, 2005

girl drink drunk 

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

girl drink drunk by Adman12 September 22, 2005

dreg 

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."

dreg by Adman12 September 22, 2005

jumping the whale 

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

jumping the whale by Adman12 September 21, 2005

Shatner 

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

Shatner by Adman12 September 21, 2005