percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.
by Adman12 September 07, 2005
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Titty Movie

A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)

Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.
"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."
by Adman12 August 29, 2005
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slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.
Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."
by Adman12 September 22, 2005
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the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.
"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
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Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.
"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."
by Adman12 September 07, 2005
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Ontarrogance

The state of mind reached by many urban Ontarians when they convince themselves that their progressive social views are representative of all Canadians.
If you want to be confronted with your own Ontarrogance, try arguing for gay marriage at a party in rural New Brunswick.
by Adman12 June 14, 2007
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FU2

An abbreviation for "fuck you too," an appropriate response to FU.
Person 1: FU...
Person 2: Well, FU2!
by Adman12 September 20, 2005
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