Adman12's definitions

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 April 6, 2006

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.

(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"

by Adman12 October 11, 2005

FU2

An abbreviation for "fuck you too," an appropriate response to FU.

Person 1: FU...
Person 2: Well, FU2!

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

DST-lag

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."

by Adman12 April 22, 2006

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005