Chicken Pizza

An intentional malapropism used by English-speaking tourists to refer jokingly to Chichén Itzá, the impressive ruins of a large Pre-Columbian Mayan city and religious complex in Mexico's Yucatan region.
"Yeah, we partied all night in Cancun, then had to get up early to catch the bus to see Chicken Pizza."
by Adman12 October 20, 2005
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jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.
"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."
by Adman12 November 17, 2005
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hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.
"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."
by Adman12 September 02, 2005
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wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.
"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."
by Adman12 August 31, 2005
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UDism

An UDism is a term that was made up for, and only exists on, Urban Dictionary. It includes imaginative neologisms as well as just plain disgusting dirty crap. If ever used outside the confines of this Web site by anyone other than the originator, it ceases to be an UDism.
UDism is an UDism, but not the dirty kind.
by Adman12 October 19, 2005
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percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.
by Adman12 September 07, 2005
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jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.
"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.
by Adman12 September 01, 2005
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