Adman12's definitions

Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.

"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."

by Adman12 October 17, 2005

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.

"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"

by Adman12 September 16, 2005

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 April 6, 2006

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

Cinquante

Any container of Labatt 50 ("fifty" in French) which is produced and sold in Quebec. Slightly smoother and with more body than its Ontario counterpart, and like an elephant, it comes in quarts.

"We're heading down to Montreal this weekend to see the strippers and have a few quarts of Cinquante."

by Adman12 September 26, 2005