dykemaker

A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.

"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

UDism

An UDism is a term that was made up for, and only exists on, Urban Dictionary. It includes imaginative neologisms as well as just plain disgusting dirty crap. If ever used outside the confines of this Web site by anyone other than the originator, it ceases to be an UDism.

UDism is an UDism, but not the dirty kind.

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

Cinquante

Any container of Labatt 50 ("fifty" in French) which is produced and sold in Quebec. Slightly smoother and with more body than its Ontario counterpart, and like an elephant, it comes in quarts.

"We're heading down to Montreal this weekend to see the strippers and have a few quarts of Cinquante."

by Adman12 September 26, 2005

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005